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The Baby Shower Lie / Chapter 1 / 11

Chapter 1: The Baby Who Wasn't There

“Mommy, there’s no baby in there.””

My four-year-old daughter said it loud enough for every guest at my brother’s baby shower to hear, and within three seconds, she destroyed a lie that had apparently taken months to build.

The laughter stopped first.

Then the music.

Finally, the soft clinking of champagne glasses faded as thirty people turned toward Sophie, who stood beside the dessert table with frosting on her fingers and a puzzled expression on her little face.

She was pointing directly at my sister-in-law’s stomach.

For one long, uncomfortable moment, nobody moved.

Behind Claire Carter, a wooden sign decorated with white roses and pale blue ribbons announced, Baby Carter Arriving Soon.

Beneath it sat three dozen cupcakes, a towering white cake, and a table covered with miniature baby shoes.

Everything was perfect.

Too perfect, I realized later.

My brother Daniel had rented the private dining room of an upscale Dallas restaurant and spent weeks arranging the celebration. He had personally chosen the flowers, approved the menu, and ordered a custom cake with tiny sugar footprints climbing its side.

He had even taken a week off work to help Claire prepare their nursery.

He believed he was about to become a father.

And my four-year-old daughter had just announced that his wife was faking the pregnancy.

I was across the room when it happened.

I set down my glass and hurried toward Sophie.

“Sweetheart,” I whispered, crouching in front of her, “what did you just say?””

Sophie blinked at me.

“There’s no baby.””

A nervous laugh escaped my aunt Patricia.

“Oh, children say the funniest things,” she announced, looking around the room for someone willing to join her.

Nobody did.

Claire stood beside Daniel in a pale blue maternity dress that stretched over her rounded stomach. Her hand rested protectively on the curve, a gesture she had performed so often that I had stopped noticing it.

Now I couldn't look away from it.

She smiled at Sophie, but the expression didn't reach her eyes.

“Sweetheart, you shouldn't say things like that.””

Sophie immediately stepped behind my legs.

“But it's true.””

Daniel's smile disappeared.

“Sophie,” he said carefully, “what makes you think there's no baby?””

Claire's fingers tightened around his wrist.

“Daniel, please. She's four.””

“I'm aware of her age, Claire.””

His voice wasn't loud, but I heard something in it that I hadn't heard all afternoon.

Uncertainty.

Claire released his wrist and bent down toward Sophie.

“Baby, sometimes little children get confused about things they don't understand. That's okay. But you can't say something hurtful just because you want attention.””

My daughter looked at her.

“I don't want attention.””

“Then why are you saying this?””

“Because you put a pillow there.””

The silence that followed was so complete I could hear the air conditioner humming overhead.

Daniel stared at his wife.

“A pillow?””

Claire straightened.

“This is ridiculous.””

I had known Claire for seven years. She was charming, organized, and remarkably good at making people feel as though they had disappointed her whenever they questioned her.

Usually, that talent worked.

She could make Daniel apologize for forgetting something she had never told him. She could make our mother feel guilty for visiting without bringing groceries. She could turn a simple disagreement into a situation where everyone ended up comforting her.

But this time, her composure cracked too quickly.

I noticed the way she swallowed.

The way her eyes darted toward the hallway.

The way she kept one hand pressed against her stomach.

I touched Sophie's shoulder.

“Sweetheart, tell me what happened. Just tell me what you saw.””

Claire stepped toward us.

“Maybe we should stop interrogating a child at my baby shower.””

“Why?”” Daniel asked.

“Because she's accusing me of something horrible!””

“Then explain what she means by the pillow.””

Claire turned toward him.

“Are you serious right now?””

“I'm asking a question.””

“And I'm telling you she's a child!””

Sophie tugged on my sleeve.

“Mommy?””

I looked down.

“What is it, sweetheart?””

“She put it under her dress.””

Claire went completely still.

Sophie continued in the same matter-of-fact voice she used when explaining why her teddy bear needed a blanket.

“In the bathroom. She lifted her dress, put the pillow under it, and pulled the straps tight.””

Daniel's face lost its color.

I remembered the bathroom.

Earlier that afternoon, I had taken Sophie to wash her hands before the guests arrived. Claire had entered a few minutes later, carrying her handbag. She had smiled at us, stepped into the largest stall, and emerged after several minutes.

I hadn't thought anything of it.

Why would I?

She was a pregnant woman at her own baby shower.

Claire shook her head.

“This is insane. Daniel, you cannot possibly believe this.””

“I haven't said what I believe.””

“You're looking at me like I'm a criminal!””

“Then help me understand what she's talking about.””

Claire's eyes filled with tears.

It was a performance I had seen before, but the speed of it surprised me. Within seconds, she had gone from angry to wounded, her lower lip trembling as she looked around the room.

“Do you know how humiliating this is?”” she whispered.

“I've spent months preparing for our baby, and now your sister is letting her daughter call me a liar.””

I stood up.

“Don't put this on me. I haven't accused you of anything.””

“You're encouraging her!””

“No. I'm asking her to explain what she saw.””

Claire looked at Sophie.

“Sweetheart, you must have mistaken me for someone else.””

Sophie frowned.

“No, it was you. You had your red bag.””

The color drained from Claire's face.

I remembered that bag, too.

A small red leather handbag she had carried into the restaurant.

Daniel noticed her reaction.

“What red bag?”” he asked.

Claire looked at him, then at me.

“This conversation is over.””

She reached for Sophie's hand.

My daughter jerked backward so quickly that she bumped into the dessert table.

“Don't touch me!””

The words came out louder than anyone expected.

Claire recoiled.

My mother gasped.

I pulled Sophie against me.

“It's okay, baby.””

Sophie buried her face in my cardigan.

Then, after a moment, she reached into the little pocket of her cardigan and pulled out something folded.

“I picked this up for Claire.””

She held out a piece of clear plastic packaging.

Claire stared at it.

For the first time that afternoon, she looked genuinely frightened.

“Where did you get that?”” she demanded.

Sophie blinked.

“You dropped it.””

Daniel took the plastic before Claire could reach it.

He unfolded it carefully.

A white label was attached to the packaging. He read the words once, then again, as though his eyes were refusing to accept what they were seeing.

I stepped closer.

“Daniel? What is it?””

He turned the label around.

Printed beneath a small product photograph were the words:

Artificial Pregnancy Belly — Adjustable Foam Insert.

Someone at the back of the room whispered, “Oh, my God.””

Claire snatched at the packaging.

“Give that to me!””

Daniel pulled it out of her reach.

“Where did this come from?””

“I don't know!””

“Sophie says she picked it up for you.””

“She picks up garbage all the time!””

My daughter raised her head.

“It wasn't garbage. It had your name on it.””

Daniel looked at the label again.

Beneath the product description was a shipping sticker.

The name printed on it was Claire Carter.

His wife began crying.

Not quietly. Not delicately.

She pressed both hands to her face and sobbed as if the entire room had attacked her.

“You're all horrible,” she choked out.

“You have no idea what I've been going through.””

Daniel stood motionless.

Then he asked the question that made every guest stop breathing.

“Claire, are you pregnant?””

She lowered her hands.

For several seconds, she looked at him without speaking.

May you like

Then her eyes shifted toward the hallway.

And she whispered, “Daniel, there's something you need to know.””

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